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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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