- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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