- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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