roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Know what's funny? Jokes.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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