- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I'm Polish.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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