Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Anti Joke

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