- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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