- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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