Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Everybody will die

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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