Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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