- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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