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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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