- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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