- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

George W. Bush

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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