What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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