What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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