- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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