A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A black man walks out of a police station

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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