- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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