- Anti Joke

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan