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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner