Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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