- Anti Joke

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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