- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

I have a really funny joke.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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