- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

womens rights.

Guest what in the butt

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

field day?

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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