How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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