- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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