- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Potassium? K.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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