- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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