What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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