- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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