See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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