Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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