What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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i committed murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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