- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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