Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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gay pom...

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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