- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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