- Anti Joke

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A woman walks into a bar.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

William wright is Gay

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...