Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Yo Mama just died.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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