- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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