What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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