- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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