- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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