Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

womens rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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