- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Turkeys are obese

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's up? Your time.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

The queen having a shit

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

kieran is a homosexual

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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