- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

That is so fetch

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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