- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

That is so fetch

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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