- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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