Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A muslim walks into a gun shop

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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