Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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