- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

bite me

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

cancer

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

This is a joke.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

You having friends.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

no really what are ur names?

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Tunechi

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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