- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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