- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Fat? Jesse Z

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Your mom.

why did the black guy die? cancer

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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