- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

why did the blue berry cross the road

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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