Apple hates Blackberry.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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a man makes a bad joke

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outside your comfort zone

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What is the difference?

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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