Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

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