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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Black people having a Job.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station