- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Anti Jokes = Drained

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??