- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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