Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

. . I am a whale

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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