- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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