- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

White NBA players.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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