- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What city likes baseball the most? New York

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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