- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

black people

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

there was once a jew

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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