Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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