- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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