- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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