- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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