- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

White men's rights

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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