- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Black people having a Job.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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