why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Guest what in the butt

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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