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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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