- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Where's my tractor?

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Guest what in the butt

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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