- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??