Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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#Getweird

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Where's my tractor?

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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