- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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