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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

A young baby died.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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