- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Waffles ate my grandma

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's the new green? Green

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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