- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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