- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

A guy at a baseball game....

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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