There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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