- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Brain fart

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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