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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

No

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

lewis=cardiac

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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