- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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