Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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