- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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