- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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