Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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