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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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