- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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