How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Knock Knock Who's there

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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