- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what did jacob say to coach a joke

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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