Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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