- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

civil rights

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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