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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

race-car = rac-ecar

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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