- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what did the black women name her child jamaal

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

race-car = rac-ecar

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck