- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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