Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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