A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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