Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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