How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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