- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A hill billy went fishing

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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