Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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ur an fagit

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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