- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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