Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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