- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What if I told you.....potatoe

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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