- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Your're racist.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

knock knock who's there ?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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