- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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