Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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