Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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