How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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