Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

You know what's funny? A well told joke

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

I'm homeless.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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