- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

your mama's so fat... that's it

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Grace Ackerson

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Jeff

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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