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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Refridgerator.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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