Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Don't believe in Atheists.

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