Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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