- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why didn't he finish his

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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