- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

knock knock who's there ?

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What is the name of the car? What

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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