why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Women's rights.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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