You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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