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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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