- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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