Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Women's Rights..

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Anti Joke

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