- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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