- Anti Joke

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.