What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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