What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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so...um, yeah

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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No

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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