- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Obama lin Baden.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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