A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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