- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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