Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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