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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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