Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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A jew enters a mall.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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