- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Charlie Sheen

why does the man appear fat he is

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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