- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

karn chevalier

justin beiber sucks

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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