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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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