- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

I don't get it

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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