How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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No antijoke here.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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