What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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