A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

I literally died laughing

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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