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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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