- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

why dont they make black forks

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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