How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Please don't shoot me

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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