- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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