What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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