What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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