- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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